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Gagagagagagaga!
I'm momento Yokoya Tetsuya.
I'm Tsume! I'm Yoshinore.
You can find all different new items in a shop.
What I've found surprising lately
is a new kind of hot pot soup with broth.
What can we say about that one?
Looking at the warranty you get with the soup, you getנvery short warranty.
I wouldn't know if you get that for about one or two years.
So if you get short warranty for one to two years,
If it's been released,
If we think about it now,
Two years ago, or more than two years ago,
That product was made,
Wow, it's been two years and it smells bad, it's no good.
Well, then the sales volume is two years.
I thought it was like that,
Maybe it's different?
I feel like it's different.
It's not that difficult.
If you make something that doesn't rot forever,
It's going to be something you can't release forever.
In that logic.
So maybe that's...
Well, I guess it's like this.
And if you attack it too much and it's like, "Oh, no," it's like, "Oh, no,"
I think it's okay up to this point,
For the time being, let's keep it around here a little safer.
I feel like the deadline is set.
I feel like it's a waste of time.
Food loss!
So there are a lot of things that come out of it.
No, I want you to determine the real expiration date.
I want you to feel like you're about to expire.
In front of you now,
It looks like it's going to rot.
It's normal.
It looks pretty good.
I'll prepare three kinds of food like that.
And everyone, please set an expiration date for those three foods.
Huh?
Okay, okay, okay.
When you get your own expiration date,
Oh, my expiration date was pretty close.
The person with the best expiration date is the winner.
I see.
And this time it's an expiration date, so it's not like "Oh, I'm going to eat wood."
You can go in the moment you think "Huh?"
Then, if you lose the original quality, you're out.
Yeah, I'll bring the expiration date.
Okay.
Let's eat!
Here you go!
Wow!
Looks delicious!
Wow!
This is...
This is a must-eat!
It's already...
It's already expired, right?
This is...
Well, how is it?
What?
Yes, it's an egg sandwich.
I want you to eat one now.
Are you hungry?
You can eat it.
One, right?
Let's all eat one.
Well, we have to find out what's in it...
Are you making them one by one?
One by one.
Well, I'm making one.
So, I'm making it carefully and carefully.
So, you're cooling it down for me.
It's good.
Is it expired?
Yes, it's expired.
It's expired.
Okay, so expired ones are all here now.
So this one is...
Oh, it's good.
This one is...
This is a must-eat!
So, this is like a convenience store's regular menu.
When and when is this?
This is June 15th at 4:30.
Well, it's 8 o'clock today.
Oh, in the morning.
Yes.
So it's 8 o'clock now.
I want you to go to the last minute.
The last minute?
Yes.
Shibaru-san, who doesn't seem to be angry at all.
One day later, tomorrow at 15 o'clock.
Tomorrow at 15 o'clock.
Is it weird?
No, it's not.
You can eat it at the last minute.
I'm sick of it.
You won't be able to eat it at 16 o'clock.
Well, it's too big.
It's meat.
Tei-san.
Yes.
Tomorrow is the same for me, but at 23 o'clock.
Tomorrow at 23 o'clock.
Yes.
Toshimitsu-san.
Really?
I can't change it, right?
Four days later at 16 o'clock.
There is a big difference.
You can eat it tomorrow, right?
I think you can eat it.
I don't think it will change that much.
Well, if Toshimitsu says it's very tasteless, it's critical.
It's very critical.
Can I put it in the fridge?
Don't make it yourself.
Save it.
The rate is high.
You can't go on a date.
What are you talking about?
You can't go on a date.
The second one is this.
Chaaan!
What's that?
Chaaan!
Yamamori Chahan.
Chahan is already a popular dish.
Wrap it up and put it in the fridge.
When you eat it, microwave it and see if it's good or not.
If you don't follow this rule, you can't do this project.
It's really noodles, isn't it?
Let's eat.
It's good.
It doesn't matter whether it's good or not.
You can eat it all.
Is it different?
It's 21 o'clock at night after three days.
It's interesting. I don't know.
I don't think it's different.
Calculate it.
It's 9 o'clock in the morning after six days.
Wake up at 9 o'clock in the morning.
It's bad at 8 o'clock, but it's 11 o'clock now.
What are you talking about?
I can't run at 8 o'clock on a daily basis.
It's beautiful.
It's 11 o'clock in the morning after five days.
It's almost 11 o'clock.
I don't know.
Finally,
Yes.
Mr. Yumemaru made this for me.
This is it.
What?
It's home-made.
This is also home-made.
This is also refrigerated.
I think it's good for refrigeration.
It often contains dried fish and crab.
It's delicious.
I don't know.
Which one is it?
Wow.
Let me eat it.
I need chopsticks.
It's too much.
I don't need it.
I'll eat fish first.
Wow. It looks delicious.
It's really good.
This is the first place!
The first place!
I'm sure you know, but it looks like it's going to last a long time.
I think it depends on the person who looks for it.
I want you to go all out and aim for it.
Let's go!
Shibata!
2025!
January 1st.
All of a sudden!
6 in the morning!
You!
You're definitely not up on New Year's Day at 6 in the morning!
I'm eating!
Wait, it's seasoned!
You're cooking it!
I'm getting anxious all of a sudden!
All I can say is...
I can't change it!
November 4th.
22 o'clock.
That's it?!
Am I crazy?!
Is it that big of a deal?!
3 weeks later...
Let's say it's 13 o'clock.
3 weeks later...
4 months later...
2 and a half years later...
It's fine if it's cooked, but...
I haven't heard of it being sealed for 2 and a half years!
Hurry up and eat it!
You might jump out of nowhere in 2 and a half years,
so I'm making a face right now.
Is this going to be in a video at a crazy time like this?!
You might jump out of nowhere in 2 and a half years,
so I'm making a face right now.
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no, I might have had a habit of my own.
No, but I might have been taken because I made fun of someone else.
It's over.
It's not over yet.
That's what the three of us said.
"Tonzahabuyo"?
I'm sorry for the delay.
What?
"Tonzahabuyo"?
Do you remember the plan to set a deadline for "Giri Giri no Shohami Gigen"?
Oh!
A legend?
A legend doesn't say that!
It was supposed to be a legend!
No, no, that's because...
It's been years since we talked about it.
Shibayu and I got angry.
You're overdoing it!
It won't come.
Oh, that video.
It was a fun plan, but it didn't go up.
You two are overdoing it.
It's been two years since "Giri Giri no Shohami Gigen" was set.
Two years?
Two years later, it was just last month's New Year's Eve.
And he remembered it!
Wow!
Yeah, like...
There's something important about January 1st and January 1st,
but I remember it.
And I was like, "Wow."
And I remembered it.
And it came up.
Wow!
Giri Giri no Shohami Gigen
I think it came up a lot.
So you didn't do it, Tonzahabuyo?
I didn't do it.
So we're going to give you three different foods with "Shohami Gigen" on them.
Okay!
And we got you to film each of them.
How many were there?
Do you remember?
There were only six of them!
Huh?!
There should be nine, right?
There were only six of them out of nine.
Why is that?
Shall we watch the video of "Omoidashigatera"?
And we've left out the missing parts.
First of all, the egg sandwich with "Shohami Gigen".
Oh!
Here's the video.
Here you go.
Now, it's 11 o'clock in the evening, a day has passed.
Let's take a look at the sandwich.
Ta-da!
Oh!
It doesn't look that different at first glance, but what do you think?
Ah, it's like...
The lettuce is soggy.
The bread is also a little dirty, but is it just because of the egg?
Well then, I'd like to try it.
Itadakimasu!
It's normal, isn't it? I don't think it's dropped.
I feel like it's a little crispy.
It's not like it's bad or anything like that.
It's not a level of change called expiration date.
Until tomorrow morning, I don't think I can go without change.
This is really interesting!
Let's make an interest assessment.
Sandwich safety inspection work has been completed.
I apologize for this.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's not 16 o'clock on the 19th, is it?
Oh, I missed you.
I missed you, too.
It's my first time coming out like that.
Really?
That's right.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm doing something.
You're doing it. You're doing it.
I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
It's in there.
It's in here.
There's a lot of frozen stuff in there.
I wonder if I can eat it.
It looks delicious.
It looks like you can eat it at all.
It doesn't look like you can eat it at all.
Oh, you can eat it at all.
It's four or five days before.
I can't say I can't eat it just by looking at it.
I'll have a little bit.
Oh, bean sprouts are good for you.
Bean sprouts are good for your taste.
It's good for you.
It's delicious.
I can eat it.
Oh, you can eat it.
It's really good for you.
It's not bad at all.
I'll have it for three days.
I'm going to have it for the next day.
What?
I'm too scared.
I'm too scared for the next day.
I'll have this for a week.
I only have the ingredients.
It's been seven days.
Why is he doing it alone?
Why are you doing it alone?
I'm waiting for various YouTubers.
Anyway, it's done.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for having me.
This video is for all of you.
Why is it for all of us?
There's no me in it.
Maybe you took it with your cell phone.
Maybe you took it from my phone.
Maybe you took it from somewhere else.
I turned it all over and created it.
I was listening to it all of a sudden.
Can I just touch it like this?
It's kind of long, isn't it?
I didn't think it would be like this.
I don't know.
I don't know if I should be interested in it.
To be honest, everyone doesn't care about sandwiches and fried rice.
I like it here.
That's right.
It's my first time doing something like this.
That's right.
Right before you get home from bed.
That's right.
Oh, I remember.
Right before you get home from bed.
Oh, that's right.
When you get home, I'll say, "Were you guys doing it?"
I like it here.
As for the project, it's in season.
I don't know if you can taste it.
Tetsu has been thinking about it for a long time.
He said, "Taste it."
It's confusing for me.
If it's food, it has to be delicious.
That's right.
It's embarrassing.
Is it bad?
Taste it.
Oh, taste it.
So, Tojimitsu wins!
Yeah!
I won!
It was delicious.
The color was funny.
The burnt color.
Tojimitsu wins!
So, it's fried rice.
Here's fried rice.
For fried rice,
Shibayu will eat it at 9 p.m.
Oh, that's pretty early.
Noshimitsu will eat it at 11 p.m.
Oh, oh.
Tetsuya will eat it at 9 a.m.
Oh, so it's a tie.
If Tetsuya says it's delicious, it's a tie.
If Tetsuya says it's bad, it's a tie.
Yes.
Here's the video.
Please taste it.
Okay.
It smells like vinegar.
I'll eat it.
It's good.
Even if you look for it, you can't find it.
It's delicious.
This is...
Shoumi!
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Fushimi-san, you did it yesterday.
So, if you can make Shoumi now, you win!
Winner is Shoumi!
Winner is Shoumi fried rice!
Well, you still have a lot of work to do.
Please remember it.
That's right. This fried rice won't come out.
It will come out.
Two and a half years later.
On June 21, 2022.
I delivered it from Tetsuya.
Thank you for your hard work.
What? What? What? What?
What? What? What?
Video quality...
What?
What's going on?
I don't know what this is at all.
What is it? Is this real?
Is it an AI?
It's an AI.
It's a bikini.
I don't think there's such a thing as an AI.
Winner is Shoumi!
I happened to see you, so I took it from you.
I think so.
I don't know at all.
And I said I ate it yesterday.
In this video.
And this will solve the mystery again.
I'll say it first.
Mr. Toshimichi said he left the fried rice in the studio.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
That's right.
Then it was thrown away by someone.
I remember this.
The fried rice was thrown away.
I remember making fried rice with love.
I made a budget with Mr. Togo.
What?
Hey! Hey!
I don't remember making fried rice in this house anymore.
Fried rice is different again.
It's all mixed up.
It's me who made fried rice in this house.
It's a different fried rice.
Anyway, Mr. Tojimi couldn't eat it because of that reason.
He couldn't verify it.
I know the reason now.
Why?
I don't like it.
Well, this time, by chance,
Mr. Tetsuya's fried rice was the longest.
Mr. Tetsuya said it was delicious.
Mr. Tetsuya is the winner!
I can't believe it.
It's a mysterious VTR.
Well, it would have been nice if we had all of them.
But we don't have any.
As I said at the beginning,
we only have six pieces of fried rice.
We had three pieces of fried rice that we don't have now.
We have all of them next time.
Oh, we do.
So, we don't want to reveal this video.
Oh!
Did we have fried rice?
Yes, we did.
I think you all have forgotten about it.
Let's watch the video of fried rice.
Here it is.
So, we showed you
the daily life of fried rice.
It was July 3rd at 13 o'clock.
It's a little past 12 o'clock now.
First of all, the smell.
It doesn't have a bad smell.
Let me taste it.
Itadakimasu.
I can't eat it.
I can't eat it at all.
It's terrible.
It's not like the best chicken.
It's very delicious.
I could afford it.
It's more delicious than it was made.
I don't know.
I could afford it.
Three of us ate it, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
Do you eat chicken by yourself?
Yes, we do.
I happened to eat it with Kamiyasumi.
When Kamiyasumi was over and everyone forgot about Kansai,
Kamiyasumi cried for about two weeks in the freezer.
I thought it was time for me to eat it.
It's November 23rd now.
Yes.
It's a little overkill, but if it's okay, it's okay.
There's a lot of fire in the back, so I'll eat it with pizza.
It looks spicy.
It doesn't smell bad.
It's not a problem.
It's Bakibuki.
Was it like this?
It's more spicy.
It's shocking.
Can you say it?
It depends on my perception.
It's amazing.
It's sweet and spicy.
Is that possible?
It was more shiny.
It smells good.
I'll eat it.
"du" "du" "do"
You know, the small bag you get for lunch.
It has "all-purpose flour" on it.
Like a small fish with almonds.
Yeah, it's like that.
Is "all-purpose flour" used for "tatsukuri"?
That's not "tatsukuri".
It's not, is it?
That's "all-purpose flour".
Hey, Shoumi!
What?
This is "all-purpose flour".
Eat it. You can eat it. It's good.
Well, it's dry in the first place.
I don't think it's bad for it to go bad.
You're right.
I forgot my fried rice.
What?
I forgot my fried rice for some reason.
What did you forget?
My fried rice...
It was on the table.
So I said, "Do you have fried rice?" and I forgot it.
How do you know about this project and forget your fried rice?
I didn't know and I forgot it.
I didn't make "tatsukuri".
"tatsukuri" is "fried rice", isn't it?
You're right.
I forgot my fried rice and I forgot it.
Before I die, I thought I shouldn't do this no matter what.
So you're just going to wait another two years.
Two years...
What are you going to do?
What is she going to do?
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
You don't know, do you?
I wonder what iPhone will be like in two years.
I wonder if it will be recorded or something like that.
Two years later...
There may be children!
You're right.
There may be more people getting married.
It's cold now, though.
What is this VTR?
Was there a V-flick?
I don't even remember anything.
What is this video about anyway?
I've forgotten it for a while, but my dad gave me this.
Here it is.
Hey, this.
January 1st, 2025.
The 2025 year I set beyond space-time as a timeless time capsule has finally arrived, doesn't it?
January 1st, 2025, 11:53.
I'm going to open it.
What is it?
But it might be durable.
The smell.
What kind of texture was it?
Was it this hard?
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
In the past two or three years, it's become good for my throat.
I will eat it.
First of all, I will eat one almond.
Is it a little bit bitter?
Crunchy.
Delicious.
January 1st, 2025 is not the expiration date.
It is still ahead of the expiration date.
My conclusion.
Rather, I think it tastes better.
But I don't know yet.
It may be a poison that is not tasty.
I would like to see how it looks like.
For now, it's okay.
Expiration date breakthrough clear!
Why?
What?
From western language, it is "show me", "not show me", "show me".
"Not show me" is not strong.
It's strange.
It hasn't changed since I ate it.
I did everything you said.
When I first ate it, I believed in the fresh memory that it wasn't the first time I ate it.
I won the first place!
Wow!
You're lying!
You ate it twice mysteriously.
Not show me
So, the one who can use the expiration date as best as possible is TOSHIMITSU.
It was long.
You thought of it.
It's amazing.
How is it?
Two years later, the expiration date may have expired.
That's right.
How is it now?
We are still "bajojin" "show"
show
Please check whether the expiration date will expire or not.
At this moment, let's write down the expiration date.
Until then, will we be active?
Please watch us every day!
"Show me" expiration date.
"Show me" right?
Show me